DANGEROUS WOMEN

A friend of mine sent me a mail and told me to write a post on the type of women men should avoid dating or marrying.
When it comes to romance, Christian men face a somewhat peculiar set of circumstances due to the dynamic of faith involved. So, here, in no particular order, is a list of Christian women one should not date or marry. Keep in mind that you may find a woman that fits more than one category. It doesn’t matter, though. Strike one and she’s out …

The Prude
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A prude is one that is too easily shocked and disapproving of things connected with sex. Yes, there are ladies like this out there. Avoid her. If talk of marriage comes up between you and a Christian woman, you and her will eventually have to deal with Sex. The prude sees sex as evil, defiling, a chore and strictly just a means to have children.
Telltale signs: Has positive things to say about romance, married life, etc. but has nothing positive to say about sex in general.
Scriptures: Proverbs 5:18-19; Song of Solomon; 1 Corinthians 7:1-7

Lady Cinderella
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You are the stand-in to make her dreams happen. There are plenty of men she could have substituted for you, especially the ones that she always fantasizes about. It just so happens that your number was up and no one else better was available. Have favourite part of the Bible says that men are the ‘Providers’. She doesn’t love you for your character and she will not marry you simply for companionship. No, she will marry you simply because you are ambitious and will make her affluent and take her to the very top.
But, you may actually want what she wants. Both of you are doomed to failure because your happiness is based on externals, though. When you do “arrive,” you’ll both feel empty because there is nothing left to look forward to. If you allow this woman in your life and she objectifies you as a success object, you’ll have no one but yourself to blame. Look at the old men in your church sitting next to their scowling, discontent wives. That’s your future, darling.
Telltale signs: There is a detectible change in her demeanour when you tell her what your occupation is.
Scriptures: Luke 12:15; James 4:13-17; Hebrews 13:5

The Project
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This lady has made some stupid choices in her youth, especially passing up responsible (yet boring) guys like you for more exciting prospects. But now that she’s divorced, broke, has children, and/or has a body that doesn’t turn as many heads as it used to, she graciously says “hi” to you. She sees you as, Mr. Fix-it. She has the problems; you are the solution. A woman like this needs to learn to take responsibility for her own life before asking someone else to do so. If you pursue a relationship with her, do so with extreme caution.
Telltale signs: The woman in question is usually over thirty years old and often accompanied by small people that share her genes (but definitely not yours).
Scriptures: Galatians 6:7-8

The Pretty Pietist
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She’s not deep into theology or actually figuring out what the Bible teaches. Religion is more of a “personal,” “experiential,” thing for her. Run from her. Sooner or later, she might think the Spirit led her to ignore Matthew 5:32 and dump you for the Bigger Better Deal.
Telltale signs: 1) She says, “I feel God is leading me to [do whatever seems pleasing to her at the moment] …” 2)Her eyes glaze over in Bible study. 3) She thinks you are legalistic when you draw the line against false doctrine and sin.
Scriptures: Matthew 7:21-27; James 1:22-25

The Pharisee
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This lady is the extreme opposite of the Pietist. This chic can quote scriptures and actually put up an argument over doctrine. But she is backstabbing, controlling, hateful, derisive of other people’s weaknesses and struggles, and unconcerned about those less fortunate than her. Remember, even the devil can quote scriptures, and you might end up living with her.
Telltale signs: She sounds like she could written one of the articles for those “brotherhood” magazines that nobody reads except for the writers themselves.
Scriptures: 1 Corinthians 13:1-13; Romans 12:9

The Faith Feminist
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If she says anything demeaning about men and/or plays the Sisterhood Victim Card then run.
Telltale signs: (1) She’ll show her colours early on when she gets you involved in a pseudo-intellectual discussion on the evils men have perpetuated against women. (2) She says, “I’m not a feminist, but …”
Scriptures: 1 Corinthians 11:8-9; 1 Peter 3:1-6

Xena (The Warrior Princess)

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The warrior princess makes it known publicly that she is strong, independent and doesn’t need a man in order to be happy (as if anyone was truly concerned about that). She has a mile-long list of qualifications for any man who dares to take her on. She won’t compromise. Period. Since “compromise” is not in her vocabulary, marriage would obviously be a great inconvenience to her. Don’t make her a martyr. Make her happy. Oblige her by running the other way (if you don’t want to be stabbed, try not to laugh when she then complains about “not being able to find a good man.”)
Telltale signs: Don’t worry about the signs. She’ll let you know up front what kind of woman she is.
Scriptures: Proverbs 26:5

The Delilah
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Remember Samson? He was anointed by God with superhuman strength, but he lost his power when a seductive woman figured out his secret and gave her man the world’s most famous haircut. Like Delilah, a woman who hasn’t yielded her sexuality to God will blind you with her charms, break your heart and snip your anointing off.
Telltale signs: she dresses provocatively, flirts with other guys, posts sexually inappropriate comments on Facebook or tells you she’s OK with sex before marriage, get out of that relationship before she traps you.
Scriptures: Proverbs 7:10

The Lady from the Movie “Fatal Attraction”

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Have you watched ‘ Fatal Attraction’? It’s a movie (featuring Michael Douglas, Anne Archer and Glenn Close) about a happy married New York attorney who engages in a one-night stand when his wife and child are away. The woman refuses to end the affair and subsequently terrorizes the attorney and his family. Unfortunately, religion attracts some really unsavory types. Yes, the previous categories are not relationship material, but the women in this last category are positively dangerous. We are talking about serious emotional and mental problems, here. If you detect any screws loose in your beloved, realize that she does not need a relationship as much as she needs professional help.
Telltale signs: Disturbing anti-social or deviant behaviour.
Scriptures: Like seriously, do I really need to give you scriptures to keep you from getting yourself hacked to pieces?

Conclusion
If you manage to avoid these women, you will be happy or at, the very least, you will be less miserable in marriage. Yes, I am aware that if you follow this list, you will probably eliminate 99.9% of the women in your church community from consideration for a long-term relationship. Come, my friend, sit with Solomon and declare:
“I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.
“‘Look,’ says the Teacher, ‘this is what I have discovered: Adding one thing to another to discover the scheme of things — while I was still searching but not finding — I found one upright man among a thousand, but not one upright woman among them all.’” (Ecclesiastes 7:26-28, NIV)

Dedicated to my Brothers…in and out of Christ.

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About Ezar

I'm in love with my dreams, married to success and having an affair with life ;) I live for the moments you can't put into words and I dont look back...unless there's a good view.

Posted on March 12, 2014, in Relationship and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 68 Comments.

  1. Lmao…Rotflo…Ezar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Allow me to read again and come and reply…lol

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  2. Dumebiiiiiiiiii…lol. Hilarious….lol. I hv met ALL of them…lol

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  3. hahaha…I cant stop laughing. The fatal attraction woman is the most dangerous of them all. Good post Madam Ezar

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  4. I am waiting for my colleagues to come in. The word needs to be spread. lol @ Ade.

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  5. Like seriously, these women sit with us in church.

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  6. I feel Cinderella is the most dangerous. she may not be violent but she is a scheming b****h

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  7. Correction Ezar. With this list we eliminate all women.

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  8. I prefer Delilah. Reasons best known to me.

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  9. I feel there is a trait of each of these dangerous women in every female specie. The degreebis now what matters. God help us men

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  10. I agree with, Dami. nice job, Ezar

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  11. To be sincere, there is a little bit of each woman in me. Fatal attraction woman is very dormant anyway

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  12. I enjoyed this post (which guy wouldnt). All the women exist. I am a witness. While all are dangerous, I think I will sti ck with the first. Most virgins are expected to be that way until they experience the joys of sex.
    I hv met cinderella and I remember the look she gave me when I told her I was a Teacher (during nysc). She looked at me with pity and then it graduated to disdain. I saw her some months ago in my company car. Things have changed for the better and this time I got a look of admiration (which is expected). It wasva pleasure offering her a ride to the nearest bus stop and NOT asking for her number. Ezar Ezar, u hv done well again.

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    • oga mayb d scope u used In your first meet wsnt dat dope..anyways u tried in givin a perfect paybck by lookin at her wit pity as she trekked under d scorching sun n offerin to gv her a lift..

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  13. Chuks my man…lol. I can picture the type of treatment u gave her. lol @bus stop. u r wicked.

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  14. Lwkmd. Ezar, u killed it. Chuks is being realistic. Chics these days turn we men crazy. So materialistic. they want iphone, ipad, ipod, ipenthouse, ieverything. When u ask for isex, some will lock up except the Delilah. I have met the woman in fatal attraction twice. Now, I respect myself and wait in vain for the chosen one

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  15. Ezar has eliminated 99.9% of ‘datable’ women in my church. What if the remaining 0.1% are not in my country? What if all the good women have been taken? Consider these facts and be optimistic on my behalf.

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    • I walked into the office and the men were having a field day because of this post. Good writing. As a woman, I also have friends like this. Like a commenter said, the traits r in every woman but d degree of manifestation matters. some are blended too. Men should pick their preference and trait degree of the woman they date. Fatal attraction woman trait should me d most dormant. In short, it should be totally extinct.

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    • @ben der is hope my broda…catch them while de r young…

      p.s not child abuse

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  16. Uz, u feel my payback abi ?D sun scorch am no be small and that is y I took her to the bus stop. U know say shade de for bus stop. Payback is a female dog but, my guy, pesin no fit do dope toasting with corper alawi jor.

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  17. lol@reward. I think u mean Punishment. I remember clearly that Samson died.

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  18. I look forward to an article on “VIRTUOUS WOMEN” Lolz 🙂

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  19. Splendid writing. Funny comments

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  20. The ladies here are strangely quiet. why?

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  21. crazy stuff here. i like the tell tale signs and scriptures u put after each dangerous woman. i particularly like that of Fatal attraction.

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  22. Once again, kudos Dumdum… I think there’s a lil of each if not all in every woman. Like some1 rightly said, it depends on the degree or amount of each a woman has. When a woman tries to make a choice, she’s tagged “selective” or a “user”. How many of these men here would go to their villages to pick a bride? Non! Gone are the days when men pick their brides and train them. Now they shamelessly ask you “what do u do”? If u say, I m an applicant, they cut all communication. Why? Cos they want to lessen their burden in marriage. So why should a lady not be Cinderella in this case?

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  23. Ezar I think u shld write something about the men,b4 they start feeling like saints!Nice write up

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  24. For real?
    This is deep coming from someone of the same sex

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  25. Lord,have mercy.Dont let my boys fall prey 2 these dangerous women.Help them shine their eyes 2 get d correct life partner.

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  26. Except for divine intervention,a ‘mistake’is a truncated destiny.Watch out!

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  27. Nice one I think d Pharisee is d worst of all but all d same, well done Ezar. Before u 4get, write about DANGEROUS MEN

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  28. Chei,guys we are in trouble.The only way 2 avoid them is to pray dat our Father in Heaven will choose for us.Its not written on their beautiful faces nd they are always masked.

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  29. Guys,we too like the Azonto babes aka the dangerous women.With our tolotolo neck, we turn to look at any thing in skirts.Satan take women swear for us?Lets first seek God nd ‘better’ go follow us.

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  30. @Charis,u are right….the Pharisees turn me off…pretending 2 be what they are not.The Bible calls them HYPOCRITES!

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  31. @Faith,mmmmm….i fear.Hope u are not Faith,the feminist?This career ladies are either Faith or Xena.They are bossy nd would want 2 have it there own way!I can’t have them as wife…..they will not submit.

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  32. A live ‘Fatal attraction’ movie is showing in my home.A fling b/w a shagging husband nd Disposable is almost destroying my home….with a husband dat doesnt know how 2 say stop,nd a lady dat refuses 2 take no for an answer.It is terrible.Only prayers can end this movie.The Fatal attraction ladies are the worst b/c they have nothing to lose…..if they can’t have the man,then destroy d man nd his family.They are dangerously dangerous!!!Married men,zip up nd protect ur lineage.What will it profit you 2 have a fling with a stranger nd lose ur happy family.

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    • I know there is no excuse for adultery but make sure you are not the root cause of your husband’s infidelity. Then keep praying. best wishes

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  33. Some married men are mugus.Just b/c of d three-letter word SEX u are about destroying ur family.This is indeed FATAL.Has d devil demonized sex.Tufiakwa!God forbid!

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  35. @chuks,d Cinderellas are d ‘good time’babes,….for d better nd not 4 d worse.They are the ones dat hv destroyed marriages b/c they bolt(usain bolt) out with great speed during bad times.However,the married Nigerin polticians enjoy them nd give them d good times they desperately need…..’rub my back nd i rub ur back’.

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  36. King Solomon had all of them amongst his 1000 wives nd concubines.Now hear his conclusion….not one upright woman was found amongst them all….dat is seriousooooo!

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  37. King Solo,u try! It is fatal with fatal attraction,how much more with d others…..just one man!

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  38. I no fit….one na wahala…..all of d above will be DANGER.

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  39. mmm…Servant of God,Delilah is ur dangerous enemy packaged by Satan nd his cohorts 2 truncate ur destiny thru seductn…..exposing d bums nd boobs,flirticious eyes nd handshakes.Their catchment area is d Churh where they sit inappropriately in front,exposing their womanhood.Ushers be vigilant.Members,pray against d delilahs in d church…they hv come 2 steal,2 kill nd 2 destroy.

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  40. Great post Ezar. I agree with Valerie. There should be a post for Dangerous men to silence the men here. I dont know y they are feeling fly.

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    • Kachiiiii, we r not feeling fly. We are just happy that our friend Ezar has helped usvto know how dangerous some members of your specie are. Is that so bad? Ezar please give them the scoops on dangerous men and let there be peace here.

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  41. @Anon,only a weak man dat uses d wife as an excuse 2 justify adultery.A dog is always a dog remember!

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  42. Helen,u are right.Married women are more faithful than their spouses,even d married dangerous women.

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  43. By d way,who made d above women dangerous?Definitely the men.Would u want to use nd dump them.It is a ‘front’to know who is real!Ezar write about d ‘fake’dudes on planet earth.

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  44. For every dangerous move(action)frm men,there is a corresponding dangerous reaction frm the women.Ezar will confirm it soon.

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  45. Yesooooo.Wayo man jam wayo woman.I dey laughooo!

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  46. lolz…I knew it wouldnt be long before the women attacked…smh

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  47. The project woman,though dangerous,is to be pitied….unfulfilled….a rolling stone dat gathered no moss.It is all about her nd nobody else.Now d sun is about setting on her,she hangs on 2 any available.She reminds me of Picky Suzzy.

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